A) No, so dont put it in the dishwasher

Q) Is this case flammable?

A) If you light it on fire it is

Q) Will this case make me awesome?

A) I think that goes without saying

Q) Is there a warranty?

A) no, it is cardboard afterall

Q) Can I get a paper cut on my ear while using this case?

A) My first guess would be no, but anything is possible, we dont promote unsafe use of the recession case

These are actually for sale.

iPhone 3G / 3GS recession case [Case-Mate]